Mas só digo uma coisa: quando os cientistas do futuro aparecerem na minha casa com olhos robóticos e me disserem para experimentá-los, vou mandar eles se foderem, porque não quero ver um mundo sem o Augustus. - Isaac, A Culpa é das Estrelas
HUFFLEPUFF
{ wear }
APOLLO’S CABIN
{ CAMP HALF-BLOOD }
  • Dad: I'll ask my mama
  • Me: Mama just killed a man
  • Dad: what
  • Me: Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
  • Dad: wtf is going on
  • Me: Mama! Life had just begun!
  • Dad: This is not an episode of Glee!
  • Me: BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY
  • Dad: ...

onceuponasnacktime:

I accidentally hit record on my webcam and it’s just me (poorly) singing along to a song and getting annoyed by my dogs. 


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